In my years as a teacher, I've heard some pretty funny sayings come out of my students mouths. Here are a few that top my list:

Kindergarten twins walking down the hall see a teacher wearing several different animal print pieces of clothing. "Excuse me...What happened to you?" "What do you mean sweetie?" "You look like you got hit by a cat!"

"Mrs. R, where are the gorizami books?" "The what?" "You know those books about paper folding."

"Do you have any books with booby ?" (Barbie books...I'm pretty certain this was innocently said, but the irony is great!)

Rather than quietly coming to me, student held up a sign for the entire class to see, written on it was "I pooped." It was not a joke, he had.

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